Apr 4, 2024
"stop being such a pussy and get into the gym."
Words to live by, LOL. And yet, so many pudgy losers ignore them, and leave home in their pajamas, when they get outside at all. Is it any wonder sperm counts, and birth rates are down?
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Written by Baron Von Fettschlager
A rogue, a rake and an adventurer who loves women, good times and tropical locales. A man of the world, and a legend in my own mind
