Ladies, take note.

A man's worst nightmare is that one day, the trim wife they fell in love with will gain 40 or 50 lbs, and all of her friends will react by justifying, excusing and encouraging her to continue to be overweight, and blame him instead for losing interest in being with her.

I don't make the rules.

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Baron Von Fettschlager
Baron Von Fettschlager

Written by Baron Von Fettschlager

A rogue, a rake and an adventurer who loves women, good times and tropical locales. A man of the world, and a legend in my own mind

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Your worst nightmare. There, I fixed it.

Worst nightmare? I don't think so. I would say most men would prefer this over nonconsensual infidelity.

You are going to end up alone hahaha